Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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