I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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