Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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