Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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