In the future we'll all be gay
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
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