it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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