i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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