Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I am mentally ready for anal.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Randomize
