We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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