none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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