jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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