what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
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