Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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