dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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