Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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