I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
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