i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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