is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She bit a glass in half.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
