What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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