I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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