pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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