I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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