I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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