He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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