glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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