once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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