My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
