Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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