Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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