already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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