But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
