I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I have tasted many bathrooms
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