I can tuck mytits in my pants
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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