Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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