If that was your dad, he is hot
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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