So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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