You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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