So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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