I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Fuck appropriateness.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
they're like a gay fantastic four
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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