I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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