kristin has been a bad kristin
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
How does it feel to date your dad?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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