she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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