In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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