Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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