I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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