Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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