I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
i need some magic done to my vagina
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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