Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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