Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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