Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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